What do you want in life...?

all he can do is dance

i found this on my old hard drive, it's actually dated 10/25/2008...

when you get pissed at the world, and the world is pissed back at you, when you can't put up with another let down because you screwed yourself over for the last time, by the way, time equals money, neither of which you have, there's little hope on the horizon, the titanic is sinking and your on it. gentlemen, shall we?

then all of a sudden all the people round you do the thriller dance and your michael jackson. your worries are gone, for now, and all you can think about is gettin your groove on till ya just can't stop.

frik all those people who brain wash society to believe that success can only be attained through higher level education. you know the truth, yes the truth will set you free, but your locked in a cage that is even more abstract than the word 'freedom'.

just what is freedom? freedom to choose? oh i get it. i have the freedom to choose whether i want to die a man who is in debt up to his eyebrows, or be a dead a man killed by self doubt and disappointment because i followed traditions, what other people think i should do.

how can a person enjoy beats when they have to carry the 29lb boombox that plays them on their shoulder, everywhere they go? the radio station they listen to is playing the same old beats over and over again, and it's getting lame.

people are versatile. they adapt. they change and they realize that life isn't always about what they thought it was about. they still want to listen to music, but this time turn it to a different channel. ultimately, they might never find the station they are looking for; they will dream with disdain. they will suffer countless nights of insomnia. they might become the technically crazy. only crazy driven by technology that they are tired of using.

that person will live each day by the shirt on his back; every so once in a while he gotta wash it. week after week of washing this kid gets his shirt outa the dryer one day and notices its colors are all worn. what says him now? nothing. he keeps going. he keeps doing what he gotta do to survive. he puts up with the let downs. he gets stereotyped by ignorant peoples that just don't get it. what says him now? nothing. he pays out of his own pocket for his stale investment in the future. he finds out he has been doped on too high of a dose that left his left side dormant for years. what says him now? nothing.

all he can do,
is dance.

hey i'm NOT AFRAID... to get better. mhm. that's right. tell yo mama

Don't Brag Your Swag

when you talk about what you're gonna accomplish, it takes energy away from what you're gonna accomplish. that's why you shouldn't brag your swag. theory for thought.

keep your eyes on the prize, even if the prize is invisible

texts from the dark side

larson - 10:56pm
i'm bored. What are you doing...?

jess - 11:02pm
just got to the bars

larson - 11:14pm
Me too HAHA

jess - 11:15pm
Haha. Whaaaaaat?

larson - 11:17pm
Hahahahahahahahahaha im old enough. What? U dont think im hard core? I got the swagg, straight as hell, all the ladies want me...

larson - 11:18pm
Haha but no im not drinking

larson - 11:19pm
Just creepin on the ladies... Hehehe they don't know. Oblivious bitches

This Just In...!

If your friend has a butt that giggles like ripples when you smack it, they may be suffering from fatty-ass syndrome!

Illuminated Compensation

a slave,
i'll smile at yo face
we can be fake
but freedom can't be replaced.
you're insane,
only stopped by an underground train.
just reckon'
the force cometh not from sovereign blessin.
an ironic lesson,
Carma and you scheduled a date in the same place.
you might as well have the same fate.
YES'M,
fuck the bars!
don't take it too hard.
you're just a "bitch";
5 Star rate.

the man in the mirror: jack vs. john

Jack: Let go of the past. The past doesn't care about you, but you care about it.

John: But, but I have feelings for the past...

Jack: Look, no matter how much you try to please the past, the past is not going to change. STOP trying to change the past. The past doesn't give a fuck about you. The past thinks you're weak, the past thinks you can't make it. Why would you invest in something that is against you...?

John: Because, because I want to show the past that I've changed.

Jack: The Past doesn't care whether you've changed. What the Fuck!?! You act like you should be sorry for what made you who you are. Let me give you some advice... DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHIN. The Past is a sorry asshole who judged you not by your potential, but by your face. Too bad for the Past... In fact, the Past can go Fuck itself. See if I give a damn...

John: The Past thinks I'm an "asshole".

Jack: Is there something wrong with that? Better perceived as an "asshole" than someone who's fake, a LIAR, a gossip just to gossiper, get's everything they want, in my opinion, someone who knows absolutely nothin about anything you've accomplished. Do they know what you've done...?

John: No.

Jack: Good for them. Let them stay in the dark...

John: But I'm in the dark...

i gotta do all this stuff today, gdit. no time for what i want. that's when you know you've been procrastinating, too long

The creep from the corner

that awkward moment
when a random gent
who happens to be from lafayette
he's ugly, got a stache and has a bald head
comes out of nowhere with a small dog and says

"hi john
i know who you are, but you don't know me"
so what are you called, a professional creep?

wigga, PLEASE

don't make ME

get violent on yo ass

cause i know how to play the violin really fast
this one man symphony aint for one man's sympathy
so get back
relax
take a chill pill
walk a mile
turn that frown to a smile
and have a nice day

im bout to blast
yo hat with a bullet in the cap
isn't that what you wanted to have?
i got a gat
my finger on the trigger i'm bout to pull it
and attack
lyrics cliche,
sorry about that
i told you i'm violient
but my face is so silent
so nobody knows what i'm thinking inside it
what you think i'm kidding?
don't bring me to your wedding
i'll slap the first hoe
i see in my bedding

i may be fretting
seriously do you get it?!
i don't want to kill you
motherfucker i'm too near you
you smell like fear
it's cold in here
that's when i realized
i was looking in the mirror

nigga you aint nothing
but you gonna be something
cause you gotta be something
before you fall down and die
and if you aint nothing
then you gotta be something
cause two double negatives
make all the wrongs right

Jesus did it.

Executive Producer: who do you think you are...?! I know everyone in this industry! You'll never work for me again...!

Jesus: You're right. I work for God only.

Jesus did it.

Ya know, 'Jesus did it'. Like, 'diddy did it'..? eh? sound familiar? read on

The Antagonist: You're an asshole!

Jesus: I am whatever you say am.

Sir1 and Sir2

Sir1 and Sir 2 are highly established english gentlemen with partiallities towards fine wine, clubhouse dining, and ping pong. Yep, ping pong. don't ask me. just read the script

Sir1: Sir2 i have something to tell you...

Sir2: what is it Sir1...?

Sir1: i've been fornicating with Mrs. Sir2.

Sir2: why that's mallarcky...!

Sir1: if that's mallarcky then i'll have mallarcky for breakfast! Lunch! Brrrunch (trill the 'r')! And Dinner!

Sir3: Let's not forget supper and midnight snack

Sir1: oh yes, supper and midnight snack, verilly agreed Sir3

Vegeta lost his car keys

Vegeta lost his car keys. Imagine what destruction happens while he tries locating them.

wait... WTF does Vegeta need car keys for anyway? He can just fly. Afterward he realizes.

Spiders

there's a lot of spiders flying around the air lately, getting stuck in the freezer and what-not. reminds me of a song...

There's a spider
in my hair
but it's okay
cause i don't really care
cause i love my spiders
they're really cool pets
but i can't take a shower
cause they don't like getting wet

Now switch spider with "grandma"....

my Grandma's
in my hair
but it's okay
cause i don't really care
cause i love my grandma
she's a really cool pet
but i can't take a shower
cause she doesn't like getting wet

...

i like the first one better