man in drunken sleep craze faces refridgerator

man: nooo, you're going to wait until i almost kill myself and then give it to me aren't you! well too bad! i already did that! so i got one on you...!

person walks into room

person: what, what are you doing... (looks around) who are you talking to?

man: nobody... NOBODY'S THERE. it's just a figment of my imagination...