(a man in his cubicle sits at his desk and chants to himself, almost in a devious craze)

i'm gonna go crazy, i'm gonna go crazy, i'm gonna go crazy

...

...

wait! i think i already am..!! haha! I'M FREEEE! I'M FREEE! YES! THIS IS THE CLIMAX OF MY LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!

Boss: "Who are you talking to....?"


Jenkins: "Oh, uh nobody."


Boss: "Get to crunching those numbers Jenkins."


Jenkins: "Yes sir."

(but secretly inside the turmoil continues to boil. yes, that rhymes)