Today is a beautiful day outside, but when i went inside there was this big huge mother fucking fly just zooming around the library. God it's annoying. and they're disgusting too....!
a fly is the only mf from the insect world i would kill, besides a black widow.
sometimes i think flys are spies from the devil, cause... God there it is again...! AGH, annoying mf...
...cause everytime i'm doing something important or it's a nice day, a fly has to show up and annoy the f out of me. just that annoying buzzing noise "ZZZZZZZZZ"... that's when you know. it's a HUGE MOTHER FUCKING FLY
*rolls up some paper*
"There can only be ONE...!"