Simone: My right arm is a lot bigger than my left arm... i wonder why...?

(Every weekend, Jerry Simone eats a Klondike Bar and unconsciously goes into a super powered diabetic, trance like state where he rampages through town beating up all the people that pissed him off the week before, with only ONE ARM. Fortunately for Jerry, he can't remember anything while he's doing it, and awakes in the most random places...)

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar...!?"

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