Monday, July 16, 2012

One morning Thomas Jefferson got up to go to the bathroom...

(yells to a woman in the other room)
Tj: Laura! There's no toillette paper in this room! Tell my servant to bring me some...!

Laura: Why can't you do it...!? I'm busy

Tj: Because I'm writing the Declaration of Independence!

end.


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