Bismark (in the voice of Arnold): "tell zi German teacher why you came to die schule today...!"
Student: "um, i thought there was class..."
Bismark: "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! there is NO class today duuummy! Today is zie fierv die July!! HA! I am german and i know dat! Hold out your hand ... Whack! Eine deutchen sfpanken for coming to class today!"
Student: "Hey, you're here!"
Bismark: "I'm german dummy...! hahaha i love my job"